Author Archives: Sophie Delancey

About Sophie Delancey

I'm the blogger for The Art of Blowjob, as well as the vice president, sometimes director/performer, and all around girl Friday for the company. I believe in beautiful porn, ethically and aesthetically.

Dick Pic Tips

Ariane is heating up the kitchen with a beautiful blowjob

When it comes to the porn I personally look at, a lot of it features beautifully shot dicks, but that’s on my terms. Now, dick pics are controversial, but there is one guiding rule: make sure your dick pic is wanted before you send it. Don’t send it out all willy nilly… Ha. But, assuming that your dick pic is either wanted or you’re just putting it up on a Tumblr or Flickr or something like that for your own enjoyment (regardless of whether or not other people look), you can do a lot to make your dick pic actually palatable. There are good pictures and bad pictures, and that includes pictures of dicks.

This delightful and relatively succinct explanation on Jezebel from the curator of Critique My Dick Pic gives you everything you need to know. Get personal, be creative, try different angles, remember the value of interesting lighting, include hands for an added flair… While shooting dick pics may not be for everyone, we encourage those of you who might want to give it a go to make it part of your creative repertoire… After all, whether it’s for a partner or for yourself, there is something very nice about feeling confident about your body and specifically your genitals. Just don’t get TOO confident and send it to anyone who hasn’t asked first. Especially not accidentally your whole contact list.

Have you ever taken a dick pic before? What was it like? Did you put this level of thought into it, or did you just kind of wing (wang) it? And hey, if you wind up taking one and sending it into Critique My Dick Pic, let us know! I, for one, am always curious.

Don’t Be Selfish

Piper gives an erotic blowjob

I read this article on xoJane and absolutely cringed. For a taste of what I’m talking about, here’s just the opening, before the rationalizing begins:

Recently, I had sex with someone and about 10 minutes into our romp, I had a great orgasm. The guy I was sexing, though, didn’t seem to notice and continued to thrust himself in and out of me, until I finally motioned for him to stop. I calmly explained to him that I had just orgasmed.

“Ahh . . . okay,” he responded.

I could tell he was upset. We laid next to one another, awkwardly, for a few moments.

“Is there something wrong?” I finally asked.

“Ummm, don’t you think that’s a bit selfish?” he questioned.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, I didn’t come yet,” he explained.

“And . . . ?” I responded.

So, yes, I do think that’s a bit selfish. If I hear one more thing about refractory periods, I’m going to roll my eyes so far into the back of my head that they might never come back around. Yes, the human body loses a little interest in sex once it’s had an orgasm, and this is true of both men and women to varying degrees from person to person, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t power through and be good, giving lovers who actually care about the other person with whom we’re in bed.

Generally speaking, this idea has been promoted more among men than women, so I guess this article is supposed to be edgy by taking it back and saying that women can do this too. While I’m all for putting yourself first and for not having gendered ideas of how sex should play out, this is the opposite of the way that should go. We should be lifting each other up (and getting each other off) instead of racing to the bottom. Unless you’re racing to be a bottom or do something sexy to a bottom.

So, just know that it is NOT okay to just look out for yourself in sex. Become an enthusiastic giver and you’ll be much more likely to get back, but also, that’s not the point. What do you think of this article? Any redeeming qualities? Or just plain old no?

Happy Valentine’s Day

Piper gives an erotic and sensual blowjob

 

Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody! Here at The Art of Blowjob, we’re not necessarily super huge Valentine’s Day lovers, but we do appreciate the less commercial side of the sentiment. This year, we’re not trying to make anything with hearts and balloons and candles and weird tiny naked baby angels with bows and arrows… We just want to show our love for blowjobs. It’s pure, simple and unadulterated by Hallmark, although we could probably go for some post-orgasm chocolate. That’s less about the day and more about how chocolate is delicious, though, right?

Piper opted for a beautiful blue ensemble, bucking the trend for red lingerie, showing off her stunning blue eyes with lots of black eyeliner and giving a sweet, sensual and very elegant blowjob. I love just watching her slowly heat up, warming to each movement with gorgeous simplicity. Valentine’s Day is best when it’s simple. Sometimes kissing and cuddling close and giving a beautiful blowjob is exactly what you need. Just don’t forget to focus on giving pleasure, not just receiving.

I hope each and every one of you has an amazing Valentine’s Day, whether it’s with a partner or by treating yourself to a little self-love. Either way, perhaps The Art of Blowjob can provide a little entertainment for your evening. Perhaps it’s just the inspiration you need for a little romance. And if it’s just another day to you, well, you can still enjoy some beautiful porn.

Chocolate Anus, Anyone?

Delicious chocolate anus

If someone offered you a delicious chocolate casting of their anus, would you eat it? That’s the question that some people will find themselves faced with this Valentine’s Day. Apparently chocolate anuses are a thing, and if you’re willing to pay Edible Anus enough for it, you can have a cast of your anus made to have your very own personalized confections. You know, the kind that are made to look like your b-hole.

Now, even though I am very pro-analingus, I might find this a little tough to, um, swallow. Frankly, I’d sooner go straight to the source when it comes to someone I love. That said, you can also get them cast in brass if you’d like a very expensive (nearly $2000) paperweight to remind you of your beloved’s behind all through the day. Think of it as an investment… An objet d’art, if you will.

That said, I used to be involved with V-Day and the Vagina Monologues back in the day, so I’m all too familiar with making and eating chocolate vulva/vagina pops. Anything that allows you to practice your cunnilingus techniques in style is good enough for me. And then there are chocolate penises filled with cream, for those of us who want to fellate something even more delicious and creamy than regular human penises already are.

What do you think of chocolate genitals? Are they going too far, or are they the perfect way to make Valentine’s Day hilarious and sexy and tasty all at once?

Live Blowjob Tonight at 8pm

Sexy Piper getting read for her live cam blowjob

Well, it’s a last minute, day-of kind of decision, but after a lot of futzing around, we thought that there’s no time like the present to try a beta test with the live software we’ve installed on The Art of Blowjob. We have been hinting at it a lot, and we wanted to wait until we had the right person, the right set of circumstances and the right technological set-up to make it all look right.

That said, it’s still a beta test for now and we’re working out some kinks along the way. For instance, the models that you see on the main page are place holders for now. We’re developing that slowly but surely. This is to see if the video itself looks good and if everything works and is exciting!

Tonight, at 8pm EST, you’ll be meeting a lovely new model named Piper. She’s a sexy dirty blonde/pale brunette with lovely curves, a cute behind and a love for giving sweet, sensual blowjobs. She has a real natural ability at making love both on and to the camera, so she’s the perfect fit for our first ever live blowjob video.

If all goes, well, we’ll do another beta test soon enough, but if you can clear your schedule tonight to enjoy Piper’s gorgeous blowjob techniques as close to in person as you can get. This is a new frontier for us to explore as purveyors of beautiful oral sex porn, and we hope it’s well received. Who knows? Maybe some time we’ll try out some cunnilingus, too!

To recap: Tonight! 8pm EST! Live blowjob!

Deep Throat Education / Selina’s Slow Motion Blowjob Debut

Jemma gives a sensual deep throat blowjob

 

With all of the excitement from yesterday’s huge news of the soft launch of The Art of Cunnilingus, we didn’t get to show off yesterday’s second update of the Educational Series on The Art of Blowjob. The lovely Jemma is back again to show off her deep throating prowess. Now, this isn’t an epic deep throat video featuring all the sword swallowing and face fucking you can take… It’s about the introduction to deep throating and how to enjoy it as a beginner. It’s about accepting where you’re at and not beating yourself up about little mistakes and choking incidents. As much as learning is about techniques, it’s also about the ways in which we treat ourselves and each other during sex. This is what I personally hope for in terms of the way our Educational Series pan out for both sites.

Blowjob in an auto shop with Selina

And then today is Thursday, so it must be #SloMoBloJo day! We have a new face in this update: the gorgeous Selina. Not only does she have a new and VERY beautiful face, but she also has a killer body. As someone with a large bust, I do have an undeniable attraction to lovely curves and Selina certainly has them. She was in the auto shop putting things away for the winter and decided to rip off her clothes and go to town on her partner Parker right there! I can’t blame her… Parker’s that perfect mix of cute and handsome. Oh, and his cock is juuuust right. This is a great blowjob with sensual slow motion not only for the oral sex, but also for luxuriating over the pendulous swing of Selina’s great breasts and the subtle motions of her hips as she sucks and strokes him to an impressive cumshot, which she then licks up.

 

Soft Launch: The Art of Cunnilingus

Jemma Valentine gets cunnilingus in the kitchen

It’s finally happening! The Art of Cunnilingus is a thing! This has been in the works for so long. People have asked for it for years, and we always knew we wanted to do it, but shooting cunnilingus is a much more involved process and it takes a lot more to balance/neutralize the male gaze/female gaze issues that tend to come up when filming female pleasure. We want it to feel inclusive and exciting for everyone, and we feel like we’ve got the shots and the editing just so.

This is a soft launch. You might say there’s nothing soft about it, as a few people have made a stab at that pun, but it’s open in beta (or beta plus, perhaps) for the next little while. This means that it isn’t released to the public, just to members, social media followers and, of course, our wonderful blog friends.

The site is not unlike The Art of Blowjob, except that instead of blowjobs, it’s all about cunnilingus! For now, the site is made up of heterosexual-focused videos, but we’re working on a few amazing bisexual/lesbian/queer/lady-lovin’ updates coming real soon. Asides from that, we’re also developing a complimenting educational series all about how to give and get great cunnilingus. I think that’ll be incredibly helpful for a whole lot of people. You’ll all be well-rounded oral artists and recipients! And we’re also working on a photography area with artful shots of sensual cunnilingus in action.

You’ll see some familiar faces and get to see them in a whole new way. So far we have Jemma, Cassie, Roxy, Lena and Emilie on the site, but there will be lots more coming/cumming soon!

We’d love to know what you think of the site so far and what you’d like to see on it. We’re very open to hearing suggestions, input and ideas, so let ‘em flow like so many wet, lubricating forces. We’re mostly just so excited to finally show our view of equality and reciprocity as it pertains to the pleasure of giving pleasure. Women’s sexual satisfaction is very important to us, and it’s nice to finally embrace a niche where we can show, not just tell.

Slow Sensuality in Motion

Cassie gives a seductive and slow blowjob

 

It’s time for more blowjobs… I mean, what did you expect? This is kind of the home of all things oral, isn’t it? This week marks a reappearance of the stunningly beautiful Cassie, showing off her sensual blowjob abilities once again on Slow Motion Blowjob. She is stripped down, natural and looking so at ease with herself.

She has the most phenomenal mix of big, wild, long brown hair, big doe eyes with beautiful lashes and the perfect plump and pouty lips. Honestly, just even typing that out made me a little bit breathy. Watching her face in this blowjob is kind of incredible… You could get lost in the way she connects, emotes and shows her genuine enthusiasm for the blowjob. Seeing it happen nice and slow is just all the sexier… Her beauty really radiates in this cinematic style.

The teaser is titillating, but you’ll have to check out the full video to see the radiance she exudes with every suck and stroke. This blowjob ends in a very compelling way, with a gorgeous cumshot all over her face and into her mouth. She doesn’t just end it off when he comes… He includes a beautiful, slow handjob and finger tease as he comes down from his orgasm. It’s an element of pure sensuality and love of the blowjob, and that’s something that comes naturally to Cassie.

The Official Debut of The Art of Blowjob’s Educational Series

Jemma Valentine in the our new educational blowjob video series

OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY HERE YAAAAAAAY!

Okay, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I can confidently say that we are having the soft launch of our brand new educational series on The Art of Blowjob. This means that every week we’ll be featuring a brand new video with a voice-over by yours truly detailing different tips, tricks, techniques and talking points for both giving and receiving truly beautiful blowjobs.

Practically, these are both the types of videos that will put you in the mood AND the types of videos that you can learn from. We’re still refining the set up and tone of the videos, as this is only our soft launch, but we’ll be bolstering our output with a few extra videos in the coming week for our official launch. Then we’ll be taking on the world and talking to everyone and anyone about how they can learn about oral sex. Why do I say oral sex so generally? Well, you’ll see soon… Very soon.

This has been a labour of love and something we’ve wanted to do for a very long time, but we had to make sure that it was the right time and we were doing it in the right way. As someone who is committed to sexual education and specifically its place in porn, this is a dream come true. Getting to be such a vocal (ha!) part in this project is amazing. We have lots of plans for it and about 150 ideas, with more coming every day in a seemingly never-ending list. This is so exciting.

I’d love to hear what you think of the project and what you’d like to learn about now that it’s actually out in the world. This is just another way to make porn beautiful, and it’s a very important one, too. Hopefully we can teach you all a thing or two. Check out the full video featuring the lovely Jemma Valentine and trust that it’s the first of many!

Jingle Jugs with Sara X

Sara X is back. You may recall her from her classical music debut with a twist… A titty twister? She is a beautiful blonde with masterful control of her bountiful breasts, which she puts to good use with a musical score. This time, she is taking a festive approach to her talent just in time for the holiday season. Her jingle jugs put traditional carols to shame. She is certainly in the spirit, and she’s likely to fill you with holiday cheer… Or at least certain parts of you.

Of course, this has given me some inspiration for an entirely bell-bedazzled bra for my forthcoming festive burlesque stage kittening gig. Perhaps I’ll attempt something similar… Or maybe I’ll go for some bell-embelished pasties? That could work, too. The point is, more breasts should have musical accoutrements. Maybe Sara X will start a trend where we deck our breasts as well as any and all halls. And maybe you should tie some bells to your balls, too! We are equal-opportunity here! What a musical blowjob that would be!

I hope you’re nestled by a fire, sipping some rum-tippled eggnog and reflecting on the joys of the season. By the joys of the season, I clearly mean boobs… And perhaps the suggestive licking of a candy cane or some all-too-appropriately placed mistletoe. If we can’t get a little slutty during the holidays, when can we? Have we learned nothing from Santa Baby? All I can say is… Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!