Category Archives: Body

Dick Pic Tips

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When it comes to the porn I personally look at, a lot of it features beautifully shot dicks, but that’s on my terms. Now, dick pics are controversial, but there is one guiding rule: make sure your dick pic is wanted before you send it. Don’t send it out all willy nilly… Ha. But, assuming that your dick pic is either wanted or you’re just putting it up on a Tumblr or Flickr or something like that for your own enjoyment (regardless of whether or not other people look), you can do a lot to make your dick pic actually palatable. There are good pictures and bad pictures, and that includes pictures of dicks.

This delightful and relatively succinct explanation on Jezebel from the curator of Critique My Dick Pic gives you everything you need to know. Get personal, be creative, try different angles, remember the value of interesting lighting, include hands for an added flair… While shooting dick pics may not be for everyone, we encourage those of you who might want to give it a go to make it part of your creative repertoire… After all, whether it’s for a partner or for yourself, there is something very nice about feeling confident about your body and specifically your genitals. Just don’t get TOO confident and send it to anyone who hasn’t asked first. Especially not accidentally your whole contact list.

Have you ever taken a dick pic before? What was it like? Did you put this level of thought into it, or did you just kind of wing (wang) it? And hey, if you wind up taking one and sending it into Critique My Dick Pic, let us know! I, for one, am always curious.

Deep Throat Education / Selina’s Slow Motion Blowjob Debut

Jemma gives a sensual deep throat blowjob

 

With all of the excitement from yesterday’s huge news of the soft launch of The Art of Cunnilingus, we didn’t get to show off yesterday’s second update of the Educational Series on The Art of Blowjob. The lovely Jemma is back again to show off her deep throating prowess. Now, this isn’t an epic deep throat video featuring all the sword swallowing and face fucking you can take… It’s about the introduction to deep throating and how to enjoy it as a beginner. It’s about accepting where you’re at and not beating yourself up about little mistakes and choking incidents. As much as learning is about techniques, it’s also about the ways in which we treat ourselves and each other during sex. This is what I personally hope for in terms of the way our Educational Series pan out for both sites.

Blowjob in an auto shop with Selina

And then today is Thursday, so it must be #SloMoBloJo day! We have a new face in this update: the gorgeous Selina. Not only does she have a new and VERY beautiful face, but she also has a killer body. As someone with a large bust, I do have an undeniable attraction to lovely curves and Selina certainly has them. She was in the auto shop putting things away for the winter and decided to rip off her clothes and go to town on her partner Parker right there! I can’t blame her… Parker’s that perfect mix of cute and handsome. Oh, and his cock is juuuust right. This is a great blowjob with sensual slow motion not only for the oral sex, but also for luxuriating over the pendulous swing of Selina’s great breasts and the subtle motions of her hips as she sucks and strokes him to an impressive cumshot, which she then licks up.

 

Jemma’s Sexy Red Stockings

Sexy portrait of gorgeous naked blonde Jemma

I’ve fawned over them before, but they are worth some repeat attention… Jemma’s red stockings are unbelievably sexy. They made me want to go out on a lingerie shopping spree right away. Well, I AM going to NYC next week… But, I digress. Jemma wears the living daylights out of the lingerie she has in her possession, but nothing quite beats the most wonderful thing about lingerie: it comes off.

In Jemma’s first portrait series, she shows off her beautiful body both dressed up and dressed down. She is equally stunning both ways, but there’s an obvious bias towards getting to see her stunning breasts and her incredibly curvy behind. Moreover, she has a real devious quality to her, smiling, but always with just a hint of premonition about what’s to come… Or perhaps who is to come. (Spoiler alert: it’s you!)

Her eyes say it all with a knowing glance, and you’re easily under her spell. Naked, lingerie or otherwise… It’s her look that truly dominates this photo set. It’s the portrait of a woman who is biding her time before the true seduction begins. Drink in the full portrait series and let me know what you think about Jemma, her lingerie and her lingering looks.

Naked Ballet


Naked Ballet by Irondell31

Here we are again with more fine art and sexuality together. This time it takes the form of dance. Ballet is seen as all prim and proper, though the leotards often leave little to the imagination. But why stop at flimsy fabrics and barely there tutus when you could watch ballet completely in the nude? As an ex-ballerina (I took it VERY seriously until my breasts got too darn big!) I have always sort of been fascinated by dance’s potential for eroticism, and also just seeing how the body reacts to this kind of exaggerated and extreme movement without clothing.

This particular video has been making the rounds for a while, but there are many more out there like it. This is a suite from Swan Lake which is fairly commonly performed and rehearsed in ballet classes. It’s funny to see choreography that you know (or at least a variation on it) with so much… bounce. And really, that’s what these videos are about. They have full shots, but they also have lots of close-ups of the most intimate parts to titillate. This isn’t anything you’re going to get from a night at the ballet!

I couldn’t find out much more about the people behind this video, but I’d love to know more! What do you think about seeing the human body in movement like this? Is it strictly interesting, or is it arousing too? I’ve always wanted to try a nude contact improv dance class… Things could get very interesting, and possibly sticky too.

Ah, The Arts

Ah, the arts. We at The Art of Blowjob like to appreciate arts beyond oral sex, so this felt like a natural extension. Some of you may not know, but my background is actually in classical music. Also: I have breasts. Shocking, right? Up until now, I hadn’t realized that there was an appropriate method to combine the two (asides from a lot of cleavage in my recital dresses) but model/blogger/all around funny person Sara X has found a way! She makes Mozart SO much fun with a take on Eine kleine Nachtmusik featuring her immense breasts moving to the beat.

Now, when I initially read the accompanying article to this piece, I thought she was making different tones by pushing (smacking?) her breasts together, which would have been extraordinary. There’s no sound, but she does have some seriously toned pecs to get her fairly substantial bust moving like that. It’s like a very special kind of fantasy:

I’m sure you’re all doing what I did as soon as I watched this video… Trying it yourself. I’m pleased to say that I can make my 36Ks dance with the best of em, but the real trick would be singing an aria while making my breasts move at the same time. If I ever accomplish this task, I’ll take it to Youtube… I’m feeling like Der Hölle Rache would have just the right blend of dexterity and fan appeal.

What do you think of this style of artistry? Would you ever go see a concert featuring erotic takes on classical music? Cause there is more to come if you would!

Hide the Boner

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Let’s play a little game called Hide the Boner! No… Not there!

Now, I’m not saying that you need to hide your boner when it’s wanted… When you’re hard and it’s a good thing for the situation, that’s an amazing thing! That said, there are all together too many times where a pesky protuberance issue makes for awkwardness, like almost any time you’re in public, any time you’re with someone who wouldn’t appreciate your arousal or any time where you wouldn’t appreciate being aroused. Young or old, it’s a thing that happens, and unfortunately this pill doesn’t actually exist, as amusing as the video may be.

So, what to do? Well, the folks at Oh Joy Sex Toy have a few ideas in their recent comic titled The Terrible Art of Boner Hiding… I love love love Oh Joy Sex Toy for many reasons. They’re clear, educational, funny and hot, which is about my checklist of excellent sexual media to a T! When it comes to hiding erections, they’re full of ideas: hide it, flex another muscle or run off to quickly get off if you can… Just don’t get caught with sticky fingers or in the midst of masturbation. Choose your jerk-zone carefully! You can even think of a scowl royal and her disappointment with your penis, which is by far my favourite part of this comic.

The reason I posted this is because there are always complaints of poorly-timed stiffs whenever I post something sexy on social media… Sure, these clandestine pictures of blowjobs pop up at inopportune moments, as do cocks! It’s times like this when I’m very happy to not be a penis owner. While we’re not going to stop posting sexy things because, well, that’s kind of our whole thing, this is a decent compromise. Now you know what to do when you catch a teaser from The Art of Blowjob and nature takes its course.

What’s your go-to move when it comes to dealing with an inappropriately-timed hard-on? Whenever I’m turned on and I need it to stop, I take a page out of The Simpsons’ handbook:

Male Birth Control… Coming Soon!

Vasalgel male birth control

Photo of Vasalgel courtesy of cdn.pratique.fr

We here at The Art of Blowjob love cum. We also love safer sex, getting tested, knowing your status and all of that incredibly important stuff… But we really love cum. In many cases, people opt to go without barriers after a period of getting to know/trust each other and establishing relationship parameters, whether that’s for procreation or recreation. Nothing’s foolproof, of course, but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s been heavily eroticized to go without condoms and experience raw sex, cum and all. For those of us who are totally NOT trying to have babies right now, the onus has been on women to pay for/effectively use contraceptives for quite a long time…

BEHOLD THE FUTURE! There’s a brand new kind of birth control that’ll be available for men in just a few short years! It’s called Vasalgel. There’s no hormonal component, it’s a one time thing and it can be reversed simply and effectively. It’s kind of like a vasectomy without any of the pain or invasiveness. Okay, so it is a shot of polymer right into your vas deferens, which might not sound like the most fun, but it’s over in a heartbeat and there are not supposed to be any weird side effects like you tend to see when you tamper with testosterone.

Now, the kinks haven’t all been totally worked out yet, hence the 2017 release date, but they’re quite optimistic that this could completely change the face of sex. Since hormonal birth control isn’t an option for all women, it can fail if not used 100% correctly and it can cause some pretty unpleasant problems for those who do choose to use it, this opens up potentially a much better, more foolproof method of having unprotected sex.

What do you think? Is this the wave of the future or does the thought of a shot to the vas deferens sound like a deal breaker, even for the possibility of worry-free (provided everyone is tested and using precautions in their lives) sex? I’m curious. It sounds great to me, but then again, I’m not the one with the penis.

Cock Worship – Interaction

 

Ariane is heating up the kitchen with a beautiful blowjob

Yesterday, I spoke of the joy of voyeuristic behaviour with a beautiful penis, but today is all about that two-way interaction that comes with all the other senses. Yes, it’s a feast for the eyes to simply observe, but I always get to a point where it becomes too much and I need to take action! First, I reach out. There’s a tentative touch which slowly grows into caressing, then coming into actually stroking it full out. The tactile element of a penis is exciting. The skin is so soft, yet the firmness of an erect cock is almost jarring. The way the two coexist in one entity… It’s really exciting.

Now, this varies from man to man, but I’ve dated a lot of guys with a fair deal of precum. That’s a very erotic thing, and it’s usually what first draws me to taste. Precum is such a simple taste. It’s a little sweet, ever so slightly salty, and mixing stroking with a little tongue teasing around the frenulum gets it flowing. One of the sexiest thing about giving a blowjob to me is when there’s a sudden gush of precum and it adds a new flavour and more slipperiness into the mix.

Cock worship is unique in that it is whatever you want it to be. Some people relish cocks by kissing them delicately, stroking with one finger and doting on it like a beloved treasure. Others take it deep, stroke it fast and just show their desire to completely consume every last inch. It’s an animalistic kind of hunger. For me, it vacillates wildly from moment to moment. I like to tease, so that softer, gentler side comes in handy, especially at the beginning, but I can’t help but get lustier in my worship, rubbing it against my face, feeling it against my tongue and generally getting it in and around my face any way possible.

It’s the frenzy that brings me to a point that may be contentions… I actually really like it when men masturbate to completion for me, even sometimes as part of the blowjob. This is where I literally worship at the alter of cock. Seeing it pulse, revering it as it starts to shoot. I want the cum in my mouth, but I don’t always want it there right from the beginning. Believe it or not, there are lots of women who like cum and like cocks and like seeing them in action. It’s a porn trope, and we shouldn’t reduce ourselves to assuming that this is what we all want, but as a woman who does actually enjoy it, it’s important to make this clear. For me, this is a big part of cock worship, and it’s an important one.

I hope that this little feature got you in the mood to watch beautiful, cock-worshipping blowjobs. It certainly got me in the mood for one, which is exactly what I’m going to do now. Let me know what you think and if there are other aspects you’d like to hear about from a woman’s view, because I’m certainly happy to go more… in depth… on the subject.

Cock Worship – Voyeurism

 

In a way, cock worship sounds relatively easy to explain: it’s the worship of cocks. Not too complicated, right? Well, there seems to always be some sort of question, specifically when it comes to women who love men’s bodies… Why do we like them? What does it say about us? There are so many people who think that cocks aren’t particularly good-looking, or that men’s bodies in general aren’t worthy of adoration the same way women’s bodies are. I’m here to say that I disagree whole-heartedly.

Now, I like all bodies and genders and generally enjoy a sensual life full of sex and connection, so I certainly have a fair amount of experience savouring the beauty of the human form, but I don’t see cocks as being ugly. In fact, I think they’re beautiful. They have the capacity to be strong, hard and very virile, or they can be almost kind of coy. My favourite facet is when it’s only kind of hard, slowly working its way through arousal and gently hardening as I observe.

For me, it’s something almost breathtaking to watch… And I like to watch closely. Part of why The Art of Blowjob felt like such a natural fit for me is because I like to be up close and personal with the penis. I’m not shy… I’ve even been called a pervert (in a playful way) because I’m just so into every minute detail of male anatomy and arousal. I want to see it all. It’s not quite objectification, but it is about appreciating both the whole person and their particular parts. For me, it’s the same reason I find eyes beautiful, and hands and legs and smiles… There is so much individuality in each feature.

My breath quickens as the arousal mounts and I know I’m about to touch it, but I wait, teasing both of us, at least some of the time. It’s nice to take my time. Tomorrow I’ll continue, focusing specifically on what I like in terms of actually interacting with the cock in question. In my mind, voyeurism is a form of worship when done with love… What do you think?

To Manscape or Not To Manscape?

 

As much as we (very often) have these types of conversations about women, we don’t have them nearly as often about guys. I was curious to hear from the peanut (penis?) gallery with regards to a few different things. First off: how do you style your pubic hair? Do you shave, trim or let it grow naturally? And, perhaps more importantly… Why?

Personally, I’m a quite into a fuzzy dude. And look! I’m not alone. Perhaps it was because I was once deeply in love with someone who looked like he had been dipped in clue and rolled around on a barbershop floor, but the hirsute look appeals to me greatly. Chest hair, beards, other less obvious places… But definitely pubic hair, too. That may sound weird coming from someone who loves giving blowjobs so much, as you’d think I’d be all about avoiding the hair, but it’s just part of the, ahem, package for me. That said, whatever floats your boat!

Asides from what you do for yourself, what do you like to see in porn? I think it’s as varied coming from porn viewers as it is from blowjob givers, and we all have our rationale. Do you like seeing a lot of manly fuzz, or do you prefer to see everything totally shaved smooth so you can see every inch of the deep throating experience? Or perhaps somewhere in between? And is there any significance to a hairy vs. smooth guy in your mind when you watch porn? I love figuring out these kinds of subconscious connections we have within the sexual/biological parts of our brain.

The nice thing is that they grow back, so our lovely guys on The Art of Blowjob can experiment with lots of different styles for your viewing pleasures and then grow it back out if their lady (me!) likes it!