Category Archives: Holiday

Happy Valentine’s Day

Piper gives an erotic and sensual blowjob

 

Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody! Here at The Art of Blowjob, we’re not necessarily super huge Valentine’s Day lovers, but we do appreciate the less commercial side of the sentiment. This year, we’re not trying to make anything with hearts and balloons and candles and weird tiny naked baby angels with bows and arrows… We just want to show our love for blowjobs. It’s pure, simple and unadulterated by Hallmark, although we could probably go for some post-orgasm chocolate. That’s less about the day and more about how chocolate is delicious, though, right?

Piper opted for a beautiful blue ensemble, bucking the trend for red lingerie, showing off her stunning blue eyes with lots of black eyeliner and giving a sweet, sensual and very elegant blowjob. I love just watching her slowly heat up, warming to each movement with gorgeous simplicity. Valentine’s Day is best when it’s simple. Sometimes kissing and cuddling close and giving a beautiful blowjob is exactly what you need. Just don’t forget to focus on giving pleasure, not just receiving.

I hope each and every one of you has an amazing Valentine’s Day, whether it’s with a partner or by treating yourself to a little self-love. Either way, perhaps The Art of Blowjob can provide a little entertainment for your evening. Perhaps it’s just the inspiration you need for a little romance. And if it’s just another day to you, well, you can still enjoy some beautiful porn.

Jingle Jugs with Sara X

Sara X is back. You may recall her from her classical music debut with a twist… A titty twister? She is a beautiful blonde with masterful control of her bountiful breasts, which she puts to good use with a musical score. This time, she is taking a festive approach to her talent just in time for the holiday season. Her jingle jugs put traditional carols to shame. She is certainly in the spirit, and she’s likely to fill you with holiday cheer… Or at least certain parts of you.

Of course, this has given me some inspiration for an entirely bell-bedazzled bra for my forthcoming festive burlesque stage kittening gig. Perhaps I’ll attempt something similar… Or maybe I’ll go for some bell-embelished pasties? That could work, too. The point is, more breasts should have musical accoutrements. Maybe Sara X will start a trend where we deck our breasts as well as any and all halls. And maybe you should tie some bells to your balls, too! We are equal-opportunity here! What a musical blowjob that would be!

I hope you’re nestled by a fire, sipping some rum-tippled eggnog and reflecting on the joys of the season. By the joys of the season, I clearly mean boobs… And perhaps the suggestive licking of a candy cane or some all-too-appropriately placed mistletoe. If we can’t get a little slutty during the holidays, when can we? Have we learned nothing from Santa Baby? All I can say is… Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!

In 2014

The new year is a good time for rebirth and resolutions, don’t you think? Here at The Art of Blowjob, we’re certainly experiencing a rebirth of sorts. While the last quarter of 2013 was pretty tumultuous, we’re starting to iron things out and take stock of what we have and all that it can and will be. Here are a few things we’re planning:

– More input from viewers: We have increasing flexibility about the kinds of videos we produce, as we have more people and we’re all open to trying different things. We’re not taking orders, but we are taking suggestions. Sometimes the best ideas come up from someone outside of the production process!

– More education: We’re still figuring out exactly how this will look, but we want to add an increased educational component to the site and all the experiences surrounding the site, so look out for more information on everything from little tips and tricks to much more substantial and deep focus on the nature of sexuality and relationships.

– More updates: We’ve stuck with a weekly model on the site for a while and, while that’s certainly good enough, we’d like to start offering people more variety. We have plans for behind the scenes content, vignettes, photos and videos, which will mean more variety and more content! It’ll also hopefully give more insight into what’s going on during the process of making beautiful porn. I’m not saying this’ll start next week, but it’s something we’re pushing towards.

– More advice: Right now, I’m updating with #FreeAdvice (yes, I know hashtags are contentious, but they’re good for the search function) over on our Facebook at least a few times a week, and I’d like to expand that somewhere… Maybe a weekly advice column here? Would you guys have questions? Sex, relationships, love, masturbation, porn, gender, body politics… The sky’s the limit!

– More new faces: Times have changed here, and we’re going with a multi-person format. We’re loving working with Clara and Laura, but we’re hoping to steadily meet new people who will be interested in making videos that fit with our aesthetics and ethics. It’s an exciting prospect.

What do you want out of 2014? And what do you want out of The Art of Blowjob for 2014?

Blowjobs > Blowouts

I’ve never really understood the whole post-Christmas need to buy stuff. I mean, I’m not a big Black Friday fan either, but at least it makes sense given that it kicks off the holiday shopping season in some way. As for leaving the comfort of your home to brave hoards of people… That just sounds like my idea of hell. I get that the Boxing Day Blowout mentality is all about all about more, more, more, so maybe it’s just not my cup of tea in general, but I’d much rather enjoy the spoils of a house all to myself, especially with a lover. In a sense, I say let the rest of the family/friends/roommate slough through the crowds in search of bargains… I’ll either stay home and have hot, crazy sex while they’re in line at Best Buy or unwind with some porn, being as loud as I damn well please while they’re trying to grab the last pair of size 7 boots. Sometimes orgasms are just better when you make some unbridled noise, even by yourself, and that’s what having the place to yourself is all about.

So, what have you been up to over the past few days? Did you get a little quality sexy time? I managed to have an old flame (a guy I had a crush on in high school whom I briefly dated last year) over for a catch up. Let’s just say that sometimes things mature nicely with age… Nothing sexy happened on the spot. We were very civil, though I was sure to have flawless makeup, a little extra cleavage, flowing hair and just happened to be pulling freshly baked chocolate chip cookies out of the oven when he arrived… I like to flag my dateability in a big way… But afterwards, flirty texts of mutual acknowledgment were exchanged, so who knows? Maybe 2014 will bring a positive second chance. Third chance? I don’t know if we count little crushes from over a decade ago.

I hope you’re all having a lovely time, either with new gadgets or with a sigh of relief after a moment to reconnect with yourself/your partner. The denouement of the year is all about enjoying the things that please you. For me, I’m more about the blowjobs than the blowouts. I think one of my resolutions might be more blowjobs in 2014… Though the past few months have been sorely lacking, it’ll be daunting to beat my 2013 record for the first 3/4 of the year. What about you?

Merry Christmas

 

Sophie's xmas treeWhether you celebrate or not, we wanted to wish you festive season’s greetings. It’s snowing beautiful big flakes here and I am watching Too Cute while curled up on the couch with my sister, proving that even porn people have depth and multiple facets… My facets involve kittens! I hope that everyone is cozy and warm, enjoying some of life’s simple pleasures. Whether it’s community, good food and drink, relaxation, oh, I don’t know, a little alone time… We just want you feeling good today! From all of us to all of you, thank you for all the love and support. So, bake some cookies, order in some Chinese food, go see a movie, watch some porn… Just enjoy the day and treat yourself and others with a little extra care.

Love,

Sophie, Mike, Clara and Laura