Category Archives: Sexy

Chocolate Anus, Anyone?

Delicious chocolate anus

If someone offered you a delicious chocolate casting of their anus, would you eat it? That’s the question that some people will find themselves faced with this Valentine’s Day. Apparently chocolate anuses are a thing, and if you’re willing to pay Edible Anus enough for it, you can have a cast of your anus made to have your very own personalized confections. You know, the kind that are made to look like your b-hole.

Now, even though I am very pro-analingus, I might find this a little tough to, um, swallow. Frankly, I’d sooner go straight to the source when it comes to someone I love. That said, you can also get them cast in brass if you’d like a very expensive (nearly $2000) paperweight to remind you of your beloved’s behind all through the day. Think of it as an investment… An objet d’art, if you will.

That said, I used to be involved with V-Day and the Vagina Monologues back in the day, so I’m all too familiar with making and eating chocolate vulva/vagina pops. Anything that allows you to practice your cunnilingus techniques in style is good enough for me. And then there are chocolate penises filled with cream, for those of us who want to fellate something even more delicious and creamy than regular human penises already are.

What do you think of chocolate genitals? Are they going too far, or are they the perfect way to make Valentine’s Day hilarious and sexy and tasty all at once?

Jemma’s Sexy Red Stockings

Sexy portrait of gorgeous naked blonde Jemma

I’ve fawned over them before, but they are worth some repeat attention… Jemma’s red stockings are unbelievably sexy. They made me want to go out on a lingerie shopping spree right away. Well, I AM going to NYC next week… But, I digress. Jemma wears the living daylights out of the lingerie she has in her possession, but nothing quite beats the most wonderful thing about lingerie: it comes off.

In Jemma’s first portrait series, she shows off her beautiful body both dressed up and dressed down. She is equally stunning both ways, but there’s an obvious bias towards getting to see her stunning breasts and her incredibly curvy behind. Moreover, she has a real devious quality to her, smiling, but always with just a hint of premonition about what’s to come… Or perhaps who is to come. (Spoiler alert: it’s you!)

Her eyes say it all with a knowing glance, and you’re easily under her spell. Naked, lingerie or otherwise… It’s her look that truly dominates this photo set. It’s the portrait of a woman who is biding her time before the true seduction begins. Drink in the full portrait series and let me know what you think about Jemma, her lingerie and her lingering looks.

Everyday People Touching Pornstars

What would happen if you could touch a porn performer? Well, don’t try it unless they say the magic words or you might get smacked down or tackled by a few guards. I’m talking about two simple words: touch me. This is exactly what incites a flurry of passion (and fumbling and blushing) in this new and widely circulated video, which is a promotion for an erotic show happening in Barcelona. It’s based off of the First Kiss video (and all its ilk) and features real porn performers (who are primarily local and therefore not necessarily super recognizable outside Spain) and real porn fans.

So yes, it’s a touch gimmicky and it presents a fairly unrealistic scenario, but what really interests me is how diverse the reactions are when people are faced with their pornstar fantasy. There is enthusiastic consent to be touched, so they can go for it, but many opt for a kiss, some opt for foot worship, a little butt touching or, for one fan, the chance to touch breasts for the first time ever. It’s weird to think that seeing someone fondle boobs could be heartwarming, but it actually is. What this shows to me is that, although a lot of porn is fairly formulaic, our ideas of intimacy and sensuality that spring forth from watching that porn is incredibly varied and individualistic. All these fans could watch the same porn and be drawn to completely different aspects of the sexuality.

This is the kind of thing that gives me hope as a porn advocate. It’s not a huge eureka moment, but it’s a little insight into the way that our audience intuits our porn… No two people will see it exactly the same way, and that’s exciting. I’d love to know what you think about this video, so feel free to comment… What would YOU do if you could touch a porn performer?

Subtle Teasing with Dahlia

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Today I noticed that this picture is doing phenomenally well on our Facebook page in terms of likes. And I was looking at it, trying to figure out what it is about it that draws so many people in. For one, Dahlia is just stunning… That much can’t be disputed. But what else?

The angle! Yep, it’s the angle. It’s the particular way she tilts her face to show off her profile, evading the gaze with the camera. So much of The Art of Blowjob is about eye contact, but we forget about the subtle teasing of removing that eye contact and evading the gaze. Now, I totally see why this would be erotic. It creates an air of mystery. Sure, we yearn for seeing that which is hidden when it comes to gently cupped breasts… I mean, I do burlesque so I understand! But honestly, it’s interesting to think of the sensuality innate in just hiding the face.

Does this do it for you? Do you feel a little stirring or urge to see more of her? This makes me want to make sure that we always have shots like this, just to show this striking, dynamic side of sensuality and seduction… It’s the teasing that we do with the body or with the act, only done with the essence of a woman’s personality, as seen through photography at least.

Ode to the Popsicle

Sensual licking of a popsicle

I was reading over Jezebel’s comprehensive list of foods that look like dicks (ranked) and I think that they got it wrong. The best dick-shaped food is absolutely a popsicle, not a burrito. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love a good burrito, but stick with me here…

We’re coming off a pretty hot summer and the weather is finally starting to skew cooler, but there were many many moments where a popsicle hit the spot perfectly, and immediately inspired the deep desire to give a blowjob as well. Other foods may be very phallic in shape, but the popsicle drips, begging to be licked up. It can have segmented flavours, requiring you to suck the tip or swirl your tongue around the base. It may even be filled with a creamy centre that could take you by surprise.

I know I’ve had many moments where I’ve locked eyes with someone while enjoying a popsicle in public. No, it never resulted in a clandestine moment, but a little lingering eye contact and a moment of tongue-on-treat-related innuendo likely caused a little stirring. Sometimes it’s just another way to distract from the heat. There are few things hotter than knowing that you probably set off a masturbation session when they got home.

It’s coy and innocent, yet decidedly teasing. But what do you think? Do you get turned on by phallic foods in action? Does a little tongue work to lap up a few errant drops get your attention? And, if not the popsicle, what’s the most erotic food to watch someone enjoy?

A SFW Teaser Video Featuring Heidi

Once in a while, we like to dabble in the (just barely) SFW zone, making little vignettes as introductions to the blowjobs themselves, which can be combined or enjoyed individually. This video features gorgeous brunette Heidi as she writhes around, pointing, flexing and stretching to seduce her partner. Flexibility is a very sexy thing, especially when it’s being used as somewhat of a tool to get you mercilessly desperate to connect.

Though this video contains no nudity or sexual contact, it’s dripping with sensuality and teases in just the right way. Sometimes it’s really nice to enjoy something that gets you going, but doesn’t quite get you off. After all, we’ve got the getting you off part under control at The Art of Blowjob. This is more about everything that comes before… A kind of prelude.

We’d love to hear what you think of this video, and of all videos like it. It’s something we’ve experimented with over the years, and we’re curious to know if it’s something that you’d enjoy to see more of as part of our filmmaking, both in our full videos and as teasers themselves.

Cock Worship – Interaction

 

Ariane is heating up the kitchen with a beautiful blowjob

Yesterday, I spoke of the joy of voyeuristic behaviour with a beautiful penis, but today is all about that two-way interaction that comes with all the other senses. Yes, it’s a feast for the eyes to simply observe, but I always get to a point where it becomes too much and I need to take action! First, I reach out. There’s a tentative touch which slowly grows into caressing, then coming into actually stroking it full out. The tactile element of a penis is exciting. The skin is so soft, yet the firmness of an erect cock is almost jarring. The way the two coexist in one entity… It’s really exciting.

Now, this varies from man to man, but I’ve dated a lot of guys with a fair deal of precum. That’s a very erotic thing, and it’s usually what first draws me to taste. Precum is such a simple taste. It’s a little sweet, ever so slightly salty, and mixing stroking with a little tongue teasing around the frenulum gets it flowing. One of the sexiest thing about giving a blowjob to me is when there’s a sudden gush of precum and it adds a new flavour and more slipperiness into the mix.

Cock worship is unique in that it is whatever you want it to be. Some people relish cocks by kissing them delicately, stroking with one finger and doting on it like a beloved treasure. Others take it deep, stroke it fast and just show their desire to completely consume every last inch. It’s an animalistic kind of hunger. For me, it vacillates wildly from moment to moment. I like to tease, so that softer, gentler side comes in handy, especially at the beginning, but I can’t help but get lustier in my worship, rubbing it against my face, feeling it against my tongue and generally getting it in and around my face any way possible.

It’s the frenzy that brings me to a point that may be contentions… I actually really like it when men masturbate to completion for me, even sometimes as part of the blowjob. This is where I literally worship at the alter of cock. Seeing it pulse, revering it as it starts to shoot. I want the cum in my mouth, but I don’t always want it there right from the beginning. Believe it or not, there are lots of women who like cum and like cocks and like seeing them in action. It’s a porn trope, and we shouldn’t reduce ourselves to assuming that this is what we all want, but as a woman who does actually enjoy it, it’s important to make this clear. For me, this is a big part of cock worship, and it’s an important one.

I hope that this little feature got you in the mood to watch beautiful, cock-worshipping blowjobs. It certainly got me in the mood for one, which is exactly what I’m going to do now. Let me know what you think and if there are other aspects you’d like to hear about from a woman’s view, because I’m certainly happy to go more… in depth… on the subject.

Cock Worship – Voyeurism

 

In a way, cock worship sounds relatively easy to explain: it’s the worship of cocks. Not too complicated, right? Well, there seems to always be some sort of question, specifically when it comes to women who love men’s bodies… Why do we like them? What does it say about us? There are so many people who think that cocks aren’t particularly good-looking, or that men’s bodies in general aren’t worthy of adoration the same way women’s bodies are. I’m here to say that I disagree whole-heartedly.

Now, I like all bodies and genders and generally enjoy a sensual life full of sex and connection, so I certainly have a fair amount of experience savouring the beauty of the human form, but I don’t see cocks as being ugly. In fact, I think they’re beautiful. They have the capacity to be strong, hard and very virile, or they can be almost kind of coy. My favourite facet is when it’s only kind of hard, slowly working its way through arousal and gently hardening as I observe.

For me, it’s something almost breathtaking to watch… And I like to watch closely. Part of why The Art of Blowjob felt like such a natural fit for me is because I like to be up close and personal with the penis. I’m not shy… I’ve even been called a pervert (in a playful way) because I’m just so into every minute detail of male anatomy and arousal. I want to see it all. It’s not quite objectification, but it is about appreciating both the whole person and their particular parts. For me, it’s the same reason I find eyes beautiful, and hands and legs and smiles… There is so much individuality in each feature.

My breath quickens as the arousal mounts and I know I’m about to touch it, but I wait, teasing both of us, at least some of the time. It’s nice to take my time. Tomorrow I’ll continue, focusing specifically on what I like in terms of actually interacting with the cock in question. In my mind, voyeurism is a form of worship when done with love… What do you think?

Heel Yes

 

So, I’m somewhat of a shortie. I’m about five foot two and a half. It’s not that I’m extraordinarily short (just an inch and change under the national average) but I am shorter than my personality indicates, according to a staggering number of people. As a result, high heels are my go-to, at least when my feet can stand it. I love the feeling of being statuesque.

I’m actually a former dancer (I still dance, just not in a serious every day kind of way) so I have some very strong calves, but I’ve been blessed with dainty ankles and petite size 6 feet. As a result, my legs look pretty killer in heels and the higher the better. This means that I don’t just wear them when I want that slightly intense or glamorous edge in life, but I also wear them in the bedroom just because they look. so. good. Even in bed!

There’s something about having my high heels balancing off the bed or bouncing and crossing as my knees are bent and I’m giving a beautiful blowjob. It just adds a touch of class and sophistication, at least when they’re nice shoes. Once in a while I do wear the more down and dirty types (maybe I’ll bring them out for a video some day) and those are fun too.

What do you think about high heels, either in bed or out on the street? Are they classy or trashy? How high is too high? And would you like to see any other types of shoes in a future video on The Art of Blowjob? I have feet… I can make it happen.

The Surprising Powers of “Undress Me”

This video by Tatia Pllieva is tantalizing and I think that it’s a testament in a sense to great filmmaking, but perhaps more because of a great idea. The aesthetics are beautifully simple, which serves the purpose of elevating the experience more than being flashy for the sake of being flashy. It’s from the same person who created “First Kiss“, the video about 20 people kissing for the first time, only now they’re taking things a bit further by having people undress each other down to their underwear and get in bed together. It’s really exciting to watch because, well, there are nearly naked bodies, but it’s a lot more than that causing the natural reaction.

The thing that takes this beyond simply a gimmick is partly owed to the natural reactions associated with seeing someone (almost) naked for the first time, and in turn having them see you (again, not quite) naked. There’s a great sense of vulnerability (even though they’re both doing it) and yet there’s also a tremendous amount of curiosity, especially since they’re undressing each other. It makes it so that there isn’t a real sense of insecurity, just an awareness of baring it all.

The other reason that it’s much more than just a silly video is the fact that it serves to show us what connection and intimacy is, over simply the mechanics of sexiness. It’s a tease, both for the viewer and for those experiencing it, but more so it’s not about an ending point. It’s about exploration and enjoyment of something universal and yet unique. We should all try to find the wonder in each other and our bodies, both when we have our firsts and with people whom we’ve known for a long, long time.

Wouldn’t it be lovely to always feel like we’re discovering something new and engaging in that kind of opening experience?