Dick Pic Tips

Ariane is heating up the kitchen with a beautiful blowjob

When it comes to the porn I personally look at, a lot of it features beautifully shot dicks, but that’s on my terms. Now, dick pics are controversial, but there is one guiding rule: make sure your dick pic is wanted before you send it. Don’t send it out all willy nilly… Ha. But, assuming that your dick pic is either wanted or you’re just putting it up on a Tumblr or Flickr or something like that for your own enjoyment (regardless of whether or not other people look), you can do a lot to make your dick pic actually palatable. There are good pictures and bad pictures, and that includes pictures of dicks.

This delightful and relatively succinct explanation on Jezebel from the curator of Critique My Dick Pic gives you everything you need to know. Get personal, be creative, try different angles, remember the value of interesting lighting, include hands for an added flair… While shooting dick pics may not be for everyone, we encourage those of you who might want to give it a go to make it part of your creative repertoire… After all, whether it’s for a partner or for yourself, there is something very nice about feeling confident about your body and specifically your genitals. Just don’t get TOO confident and send it to anyone who hasn’t asked first. Especially not accidentally your whole contact list.

Have you ever taken a dick pic before? What was it like? Did you put this level of thought into it, or did you just kind of wing (wang) it? And hey, if you wind up taking one and sending it into Critique My Dick Pic, let us know! I, for one, am always curious.

5 thoughts on “Dick Pic Tips

  1. Cal

    Hey blog! How lovely to see you again!

    I’ve taken a lot of dick pics over the last six months, although, since I’m single, they’ve all been posted anonymously online, never sent directly to anyone. That process has encouraged me to be more “artistic” about the photos, with eroticism usually taking back-seat to angle, lighting, and trying to make something “new” happen to what is otherwise, in all honesty, a boring set of genitalia. I mean, I love ‘em, and I think they’re beautiful, but they do tend to look a lot like every other cock-and-balls on every other dude, and personal emotions don’t often get captured on camera. So it’s been really challenging to find ways to get unique perspectives and “attitudes” to photographing my dick.

    Here’s one photo that Ms. Holden seemed to approve of: http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/post/92443872830/a-touch-of-tease. Alternate reviews and suggestions are always welcome!

    And I’m curious how often or consciously you at TAOB focus on filming/photographing dicks in especially new ways, particularly since you’ve had the opportunity of showcasing lots of different men? Or is it always more about the “action,” not the “attachments”?

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    1. Sophie Delancey Post author

      I have to say, I always love your shots. You know this, of course, but you are GREAT at finding the light. With your dick, no less.

      As for focusing on penises, we definitely want them to look their best, so we try to find the best angles for different penises and faces… together!

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  2. Cal

    Thanks for the compliment! I’d say “there are plenty more photos where that came from,” but I don’t want to be that guy. Besides, the internet is a terrifyingly small enough space as it is.

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  3. Danny

    Off-topic, sorry… Could I ask here if you will be resuming more updates for the Slow-motion site? Thanks!

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