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Chocolate Anus, Anyone?

Delicious chocolate anus

If someone offered you a delicious chocolate casting of their anus, would you eat it? That’s the question that some people will find themselves faced with this Valentine’s Day. Apparently chocolate anuses are a thing, and if you’re willing to pay Edible Anus enough for it, you can have a cast of your anus made to have your very own personalized confections. You know, the kind that are made to look like your b-hole.

Now, even though I am very pro-analingus, I might find this a little tough to, um, swallow. Frankly, I’d sooner go straight to the source when it comes to someone I love. That said, you can also get them cast in brass if you’d like a very expensive (nearly $2000) paperweight to remind you of your beloved’s behind all through the day. Think of it as an investment… An objet d’art, if you will.

That said, I used to be involved with V-Day and the Vagina Monologues back in the day, so I’m all too familiar with making and eating chocolate vulva/vagina pops. Anything that allows you to practice your cunnilingus techniques in style is good enough for me. And then there are chocolate penises filled with cream, for those of us who want to fellate something even more delicious and creamy than regular human penises already are.

What do you think of chocolate genitals? Are they going too far, or are they the perfect way to make Valentine’s Day hilarious and sexy and tasty all at once?

Soft Launch: The Art of Cunnilingus

Jemma Valentine gets cunnilingus in the kitchen

It’s finally happening! The Art of Cunnilingus is a thing! This has been in the works for so long. People have asked for it for years, and we always knew we wanted to do it, but shooting cunnilingus is a much more involved process and it takes a lot more to balance/neutralize the male gaze/female gaze issues that tend to come up when filming female pleasure. We want it to feel inclusive and exciting for everyone, and we feel like we’ve got the shots and the editing just so.

This is a soft launch. You might say there’s nothing soft about it, as a few people have made a stab at that pun, but it’s open in beta (or beta plus, perhaps) for the next little while. This means that it isn’t released to the public, just to members, social media followers and, of course, our wonderful blog friends.

The site is not unlike The Art of Blowjob, except that instead of blowjobs, it’s all about cunnilingus! For now, the site is made up of heterosexual-focused videos, but we’re working on a few amazing bisexual/lesbian/queer/lady-lovin’ updates coming real soon. Asides from that, we’re also developing a complimenting educational series all about how to give and get great cunnilingus. I think that’ll be incredibly helpful for a whole lot of people. You’ll all be well-rounded oral artists and recipients! And we’re also working on a photography area with artful shots of sensual cunnilingus in action.

You’ll see some familiar faces and get to see them in a whole new way. So far we have Jemma, Cassie, Roxy, Lena and Emilie on the site, but there will be lots more coming/cumming soon!

We’d love to know what you think of the site so far and what you’d like to see on it. We’re very open to hearing suggestions, input and ideas, so let ‘em flow like so many wet, lubricating forces. We’re mostly just so excited to finally show our view of equality and reciprocity as it pertains to the pleasure of giving pleasure. Women’s sexual satisfaction is very important to us, and it’s nice to finally embrace a niche where we can show, not just tell.

What You Wish You Had Learned in Sex Ed

Now, even though I’m Canadian and therefore had a decent sexual education, I feel like I didn’t know nearly as much as I’d have liked to know about sex before I had it for the first time. I certainly didn’t know much about my own pleasure or how to advocate for it. I had to work through foibles and hardships to figure out how to communicate my sexual desires and feelings. It’s a joy to learn in a lot of ways, but there’s also a lot of confusion that could be alleviated. For instance: I also thought that blowjobs involved blowing. Luckily I managed to figure that one out long before I made it to The Art of Blowjob.

Although this is just another Buzzfeed video with food images (some of which are tenuous at best) it contains a lot of things that people didn’t know before they had sex for the first time that they wish they could have learned in sex ed. From the benign to the profound, these are all great tidbits of advice. I think this might have to show up in sex education classes, or at least make the rounds online to those who have never had sex, and even those who have. You’re never to old to realize that sandy vaginas are a bad idea, butt stuff requires warmup and lube is the best thing ever.

What are some of the things you wish you had learned in sex ed? For me, I wish they would have talked more about ways that using hands and toys during penetrative sex is a good thing, not an insult. How about you?